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Knowing that the man/woman of your dreams is outside, you're stuck in a portapotty with only one tissue left and a running nose... do you: 

57%
68 deviants said DUDE, I'm so wiping my ass.. I'll pick my nose and wipe it all over the portapotty's door
28%
33 deviants said The woman/man of my dreams wont care either... if it's fate it will happen regardless
8%
9 deviants said Use the tissue to blow your nose and not wipe yourself... he/she's not getting into my underwear, so who knows?
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9 deviants said Other... comment

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:iconkartgart:
~KartGart Jan 27, 2009   Digital Artist
this is the best poll question ever asked.
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:iconvonzott:
Mood: Love =vonzott Jan 27, 2009  Professional Interface Designer
The woman of my dreams would already be in the portapotty *with* me!
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:iconshadowseyez:
~shadowseyez Jan 26, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
this is funny
i would rather wipe my ass
and use some piece of my clothing to clean my nose
after all something call washing cloths is done lol
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:iconmirabel:
Ironically I just saw a similar situation on tv last week so I will do what they did.
Use your sock. :laughing:
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:iconchewedkandi:
`ChewedKandi Jan 26, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Which show?

Yanno I'd use my sock also... but not sure if I'd wipe my ass with it or blow my nose on it. That's undecided.
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