john cleese... look at that mustache

Because it's just a flesh wound.

i say alvin would kick ass. he's awsome, there's no other way to put it.

i think basil (john) is just super worked up anyway so he'd win lol

Well John has the power and momentum behind him while the chipmunk has speed and agility.

I think it will all be down to luck and strategy, certainly a no sure thing.

Alvin, same as svendo. The creator would draw him like machine guns n stuff. And then he could get drawn a pet Anaconda or something and he'd just win.

John Cleese, simply because..

This is NOT a chipmonk.! Chipmonks are cute and cuddly! Cuddle this, you'd never play the guitar again!

*roars with laughter*

Cleese! He'd show that chipmunk! Give them 5 minutes alone, and...

Alvin has passed on! This chipmunk is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-CHIPMUNK!